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Burger King is taking a page out of Japan’s “innovation book”. While they’re busy creating cleaner running cars and robots to clean toilets, BK has introduced a new weapon at it’s Times Square Whopper Bar to fuel your drunken 2am food rage. Part burger, part pizza, and all sadness, the new $13 Pizza Burger represents every suburban stoner’s dream.

Besides all of the obvious reasons that this is slightly disturbing, I am actually only really aghast at one element of this new BK dish of destruction.  The name Pizza Burger? Really? BK, you have the marketing budget to fly gas operated “authentic” whopper grills into third world countries just to prove that yes, grilled meat and cheese are salty if not a tad bit tasty.

What no pay intern was in charge of naming your new youth corruption obese meal starter kits?  Again, Pizza Burger? You should have just named it Meat Disk and served it with a lobster bib with the lobster in a wheelchair smoking a cigarette while staring at you with judgmental eyes.