Philly Craigslist: Caught Shaving

Thank you to Maxine for passing this awesome post over to me. This has got to be one of the best Philadelphia Craigslist posts to date. Make sure you click the link to read the full entry. Enjoy:

To the Lady Who Walked in on Me Shaving My Chest in Starbucks Restroom – m4w – 29 (South and 4th)

Date: 2010-01-14, 1:18AM EST

To the lady who was surprised by what she saw when she walked into the bathroom at Starbucks on 4th and South, I am sorry you had to see that. The thing is, I desperately needed to do some grooming because the water got turned off at my apartment. That Starbucks is close to where I live and they don’t stop you if you use the restroom without buying anything. I thought I had locked the door, but I must have forgotten. I set about shaving my chest and just about the time I started doing some edge work around my nipples, you walked in. Our eyes me and we both froze as you took a moment to process what you were seeing. Then you gasped and said “eep!” and ran out of the bathroom. I know you must have been shocked at first, but I thought I saw some sort of connection when our eyes met, however fleeting it may have been, before you fled the bathroom. I really think we could have had something if we had met ten minutes later. If you think so, too, shoot me an email. We should get coffee, though not at that Starbucks. The manager asked me not to come back there ever.

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